reblog if u knew one direction before niall violently masturbated ♥
Bahahaha XD
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Omfg Me, my brother and my cousin were just cracking up at Tard the Grimpy Cat 😂😂😂
i love our fandom because while justin bieber fans threaten to cut over him smoking weed, we make playlists for niall to violently masturbate to and actually encourage them to get drunk like we have no morals or expectations of them to be role models
Hahaha XD
CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE
Shoo I woulda been scared too
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El Oh El
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God creating One Direction
- God: you know how we made females bleed out their vaginas that make them strong
- Jesus: yeah
- God: well it didn't work
- Jesus: what do you mean
- Jesus: they cry and break out and gain 5 pounds once a month
- Jesus: isn't that enough
- God: no
- Jesus: ....
- God: we must make them stronger
- Jesus: but it's too late no-
- God: no
- God: we'll create five superior beings
- Jesus: what is tha-
- God: listen jesus
- God: we'll use a whole bottle of essence of sexy on one
- Jesus: that sounds risky don't you t-
- God: listen
- God: a whole bottle of adorable extract on another
- God: half a bottle of rainbow oil and dried puppies on the third
- God: on the fourth we'll use the last of the 'you me bed now' syrup
- Jesus: ....
- Jesus: .... and the fifth?
- God: sassy potion
- Jesus: .... okay .... but how will this make them stronger?
- God: we'll add one musical steroid to each
- Jesus: i still don't see...
- God: they'll be homosexual
- Jesus: ah very clever
- God: do you see now
- Jesus: yes
- Jesus: the survivors will be indestructible
- God: i'm brilliant
Hello, MTV, and welcome to my blog.(:
My reaction to a few of these gifs:
It’s 3 am, and I’m laughing so hard that I can’t breathe. my family is like:
Now, MTV, LEAVE!
Sincerely, a Directioner.(:
Oh my god this is the funniest post I have ever seen XDDDDD I’m crying right now Oh my gosh
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